i gotta raise at the strip club ......
i know, it was hard for me to believe also ......
i didn't think anyone on staff got a raise ..... ever
in fact you know how they say the messenger can get shot ???
well....... i'm often the messenger and i'm unshot? so far, and i gotta raise!
recently the GM went on vacay ......there was serious drama and baloney from the mice , while the cat was away .....
i wouldn't join the fray and i told the trailer trash to chill until the boss gets back ...... some of the aforementioned trailer trash wasn't just the
strippers it was mgmt ??? anyway i'm not gonna get into all that either ......
since then i got asked to preview the new djs .......(i'm not the head dj , there isn't one)
and do another party for the owner .......
now a need a new drop called I GOTTA RAISE .....
i know, it was hard for me to believe also ......
i didn't think anyone on staff got a raise ..... ever
in fact you know how they say the messenger can get shot ???
well....... i'm often the messenger and i'm unshot? so far, and i gotta raise!
recently the GM went on vacay ......there was serious drama and baloney from the mice , while the cat was away .....
i wouldn't join the fray and i told the trailer trash to chill until the boss gets back ...... some of the aforementioned trailer trash wasn't just the
strippers it was mgmt ??? anyway i'm not gonna get into all that either ......
since then i got asked to preview the new djs .......(i'm not the head dj , there isn't one)
and do another party for the owner .......
now a need a new drop called I GOTTA RAISE .....
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 3:12 pm
Bren F
Obvious joke...how do you not get a raise in that environment? ;)
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 4:08 pm
kradcliffe
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
i gotta raise at the strip club ......
So did I, last week .... she was Latvian and it cost me £20
Money well spend methinks :)
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 4:31 pm
what i want is something like a video like "I'm on a boat"
but with me gettin a raise ........cut from the boat to lotsa money flipping thru the machine........like in Scarface.....
where's Marcel when i need 'im .......
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
drive around in a Bentley and tip people 10% .......
i never campaigned for this......
the GM just came up and said i want to get you a raise , i hope she (owner) will go for it .......
10 minutes later i got the good news
of course i nearly passed out from the shock.....
but they managed to revive me with a cold, bracing, full-bodied Canadian beer ........
but with me gettin a raise ........cut from the boat to lotsa money flipping thru the machine........like in Scarface.....
where's Marcel when i need 'im .......
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
drive around in a Bentley and tip people 10% .......
i never campaigned for this......
the GM just came up and said i want to get you a raise , i hope she (owner) will go for it .......
10 minutes later i got the good news
of course i nearly passed out from the shock.....
but they managed to revive me with a cold, bracing, full-bodied Canadian beer ........
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 5:11 pm
wildcountryclub
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
drive around in a Bentley and tip people 10% .......
i never campaigned for this......
........
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
drive around in a Bentley and tip people 10% .......
i never campaigned for this......
........
yeah but that was how they got to be rich.
but enjoy the raise...who knows you might be able to afford that factory to finally make the donut rims!
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 5:31 pm
thanks wild...... and you remembered my world famous spinning rims for the donut ......
i'm working on a new gadget too......
scissors so powerful that you can easily CUT YER IPAD IN HALF!
so that you can put the 2 pieces in a blender , like yer s'posed to ......
i'm working on a new gadget too......
scissors so powerful that you can easily CUT YER IPAD IN HALF!
so that you can put the 2 pieces in a blender , like yer s'posed to ......
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 5:44 pm
DJ Marcel_1
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
where's Marcel when i need 'im .......
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
but they managed to revive me with a cold, bracing, full-bodied Canadian beer ........
where's Marcel when i need 'im .......
he knows what some of these ultra rich owners are like ......
but they managed to revive me with a cold, bracing, full-bodied Canadian beer ........
I do recall what those Strip club owners are like 99% of the time they suck.
But every once in a while you find a good one - trouble is they usually have a greasebag of a GM working for them to be the heavy so they can be the "nice" one.
Inviato Fri 16 Apr 10 @ 8:46 pm