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jacksonville, fl , chapter

chucknorrisyouwimps , recording secretary

Be it Resolved .......

All are welcomed under the eternal olive branch of brotherly/sisterly communion.


Please stand for the oath.


I, I, your name, your name, do solemnly swear .......solemnly swear Don't mumble! don't mumble

that all this boring babble about what is a real DJ is something that we will give it a rest, sheesh......

_____________________________________________________ will give it a rest, sheesh......

Further, Be it Resolved...

Said brothers and sisters are welcomed with abiding friendship without regard to license, version,OS,controller(if any)

business type, venue, or any other real or potential malevolent inducements to faction and disharmony.


Resolves presented for seconding 10/15/2012

I wish I could get Harvey Korman to administer the oath .......

 
Inviato Mon 15 Oct 12 @ 4:30 pm
I second that emotion...........wait, didn't Smokey sing that?
 
Thirded!

Plus, shouldn't we as DJs be ganging up on folks who make crappy requests???

;)
 
Signature danielsr2006 10/16/12

Approved! Signed! Sealed!
 
You had to go and organize, didn't you? My free market impulses are telling me to level and lock this thread...lol
 
thank you gentlemen ......
 
By standing for this oath, will it make me more drop down dead gorgeous than I already am? and will it involve talking to the working class type people.

One has standards.
 
Cableraker wrote :
Thirded!

Plus, shouldn't we as DJs be ganging up on folks who make crappy requests???

;)


Got any Rihanna?
 
I do hereby petition for an change in venue by a members up or down vote. Jacksonville, Fl is often refereed to as the 'The Armpit" of Florida. Old Floridian folklore even suggest it was once part of Georgia until one night a group of individuals drinking Blue Ribbon Beer moved the state line sign markers south.

It's not uncommon CARPETBAGGERS from the Northeast will move to our fair state and try and run things and tell us "This is how we do it up north". Members should be informed it's gets COLD in Jacksonville, Fl. It often snows a little in the winter. This is meteorical proof it's NOT part of the Sunshine State.

Submitted this 16th day of our Lord by: C.D. Renee, Esquire
(Discliamer: Not an actualy attorney but did have sex with a few back in the 90's)
 
tayla , you couldn't be more gorgeous ....

and you do have to be nice to the little people, sorry.....

and Renee.... what's wrong with Pabst Blue Ribbon ?

i wash my hair with it....?
 
Count me in . . . I only have 2 questions.

Do we have to pay dues?

If Jacksonville is the "armpit" of Florida, what anatomical part of The Great State of Georgia would it have been known as if the state line hadn't been moved?
 
yea sure, I'm in. Though it's gonna be hard on those days when I feel contrary and argumentative.

I said "hard on" (snicker)
 
Our recent press release:

We are a community based organization. We believe in higher education, and operate several schools for underprivileged young women, specializing in lap and pole dancing. This is an extensive one year curriculum, and is tuition free, to those that qualify. Our dues are paid in singles, so our students can experience the "make it rain" phenomenon first hand. All of our members (including our CFO Renee) give freely of their time, so these women can practice their new skills daily. We also provide costumes, hair and makeup techniques, as well as training in 7 inch, clear plastic, high heel mobility. They are also taught our exclusive "Vampire" technique, where you bleed the client, but leave him solvent enough to go back to work, and get "MO MONEY", to come back next week. We also provide job placement after graduation, as well as graduate programs. So you see, we are not just some DJ organization, but great philanthropist giving back to the community.



Renee, I like armpits, and I'm not a lawyer, but I can play one.
 
Count me in.

Are there degrees to this???
 
djsherz wrote :
Cableraker wrote :
Thirded!

Plus, shouldn't we as DJs be ganging up on folks who make crappy requests???

;)


Got any Rihanna?


OUCH! Right for the jugular vein!!!!

LOL!!!
 
djcity wrote :
Are there degrees to this???


Probably not. We couldn't get a consensus on fahrenheit or celsius.....
 
TearEmUp wrote :
djcity wrote :
Are there degrees to this???


Probably not. We couldn't get a consensus on fahrenheit or celsius.....



lol
 
AMaHM is gonna play a lawyer ??

he just wants to party all the time.....

party of the first part, party of the second part....

jacksonville is a very nice place .....you can get moonshine in jars at the liquor store.....

alligator wrestling is a booming tourist draw .....( said "gator rasslin'")

and the NASCAR fans sound like the drivers used to .....

for fine dining there's Hooters .....


the other day AMaHM took me water skiing in the Everglades .....

everybody says "isn't that nice ,taking Chuck skiing"......he said "what ?? i'm baitin' alligators".........
 
I think this would have been sufficient:

-I...." State your name. -I...state your name.
-"...do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat." ...-do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat. -"With liberty and fraternity for all." -Amen.

Followed by a celebratory Gangham Style dance
 
Whens the convention and where this is gonna one union NO One can mess with

We need someone to make up a jpg of a membership card we can print out and some type of icon for business cards letterheads contracts ect

I am all for solidarityould like to nominate AMAHM for president. Chuck you do a helluva job as secretary and secondly you look great in a thong

DJ Skorpion King
Pennslyvania chapter
 
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